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NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.


TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:34 am
That's the daughter of a price... The "Fresh Price", Will Smith.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:33 am
You mean only on person pictured above didn't have talent, and all those below are considered "Talent"!
twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
It's happening everyw here


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


BRAZILLIAN JIU JITSU - Why women should never learn it


TAGS: mma bjj
Rating: 2.22/5


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant


TAGS: spelling nazi nazis grammer nazis emo
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - January 22, 2013, 1:00 am
This reminds me of an episode of Becker where he said "NO, THIS ISN'T THE SUICIDE h**LINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE??!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:35 pm
Huge fan of zis motifake.


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.74/5

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DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am
great


jew jitsu -


TAGS: mma jiu jitsu
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by jay

GRIMMJOW - April 28, 2009, 10:33 am
QUICK.....Drop a dollar!!!
guest - February 8, 2009, 5:56 pm
lol


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by changeling

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




HEROES -


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The h** List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm
clever...5 credits


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by omnia

omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw p****. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


SAVE LIVES -


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm
love the tags


SOME DAYS - you should just stay in bed


TAGS: hammy wanders
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:40 am
Love this one! Can be applied to so many moments!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol
motinet - June 29, 2011, 8:52 am

LMAO... poor hammy... I totally missed this one. ROFL
Airman - April 11, 2011, 5:33 pm
thanks Capn
CaptainBaked - April 11, 2011, 5:10 pm
You never fail to out do your already out done self... Airman you ledge!


WAR - it's hell




Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

nicholsjoshua15 - November 14, 2017, 1:19 pm
The German's weren't evil, even if every propaganda video said they were. the whole world is built on prospective.
Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


STOP - HAMMER-TIME




COMMUNISM VS CAPITALISM -




THOSE WHO SAY... -


TAGS: sunshine summer rain dance
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Attheready - October 6, 2011, 4:55 pm
I made this my phone background. Helps keep things in perspective. Truly haunting.
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:18 am
thank you gentlemen - glad you like it - it even got a nice spin-off #134653
Reality Lord - May 11, 2011, 10:41 pm

yup.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
wow that is really nice!!!
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:52 pm
This is my favorite of yours. Very good.


LEMMY KILMISTER - Only a God could grow a mustache like that




IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom


TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm
INFINITY! :D


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


the anzio 20mm sniper rifle -


TAGS: 20mm
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by kevinmullen

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:58 am
Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."


~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Adnan Bhatti

Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

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... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it f***s up the bow REALLY bad, those b****es are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you **** your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the b***on for the ASCII p****es?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


GRAMMAR NAZIS -




IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly h**...)


STOP - hammer time


TAGS: hammer
Rating: 4.49/5

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DemonicGTR - September 5, 2011, 6:14 pm
I saw this picture on another site, but your subtitle is funnier. 5 ghillie suits
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
COD fail= WIN in my book


Size matters -


TAGS: mma grappling wrestling
Rating: 1.93/5

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Feckless - June 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
Omg XD holy **** this made my day, f*** judo, ima sit on you! lol


SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:35 pm
Challenge accepted! Now find me 49 other women!
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Don't forget smelly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
I'd call this fair considering how many posters we make objectifying women.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:03 pm
I really hate this poster, it makes it sound like men are nothing but baby making machines. We're far more than that, we're smart, feeling, loving human beings.
motivational777 - June 26, 2013, 3:09 pm
If I could do that, you wouldn't have time to make me a "Sammich"
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 3:51 pm

omg...how did i miss this....EPIC!!!
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:51 am
Great, when you can pull down a gazelle with nothing but your teeth and Lee press-on nails, we'll talk. Till then make the d*** sandwich.
Derek - September 30, 2011, 9:32 pm
Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. More than just good sandwiches.
keg0death - September 30, 2011, 6:45 pm
Challenge Accepted.
jplace - September 30, 2011, 11:52 am
But is it with the same female every time?
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:43 am
OK, make it a BLT. 5 manly lions.


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League




ART -


TAGS: art le fils de l homme magritte
Rating: 4.47/5

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Derek - July 13, 2010, 8:04 pm
Heheheh a fantastic answer to Magritte
Reality Lord - July 13, 2010, 5:48 pm

i love this one.


LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


TEIAM -




RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!




STOP -


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.


PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections


TAGS: planning hammer time
Rating: 4.32/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 3.1/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm
Hilarious.


CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -




REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

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irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6




VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961




I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.44/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




CHILDISH -


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am
Awesome


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


MEAN KITTY -




THE ORIGINAL GRAMMAR NAZI - Buongiorno


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


DEAR GOD -




HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.


TAGS: hammer time
Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


HISTORY -




THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




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